Hahaha, why would I even care to have a gravestone.

But come to think of it, something like “He tried to tell them” would be funny. I can imagine people coming to my gravestone thinking “Hm… What did he try to tell us?”, and I’d be like “Duh! I’m still trying! Look at my gravestone!” And people would be like “Hm… I’m not getting it” and I’d be like “Fuck me”.

Lol